I told you: two-player couch-coop turn based games. We need more of them.

Those are already well-incentivized. What’s the incentive for creating a park?

It's nice to have parks. They're well incentivized. As a matter of fact, I believe humanity has seen many more park-years than multiplayer-turn-based-couch-coop-years.

True (well, except for the part about parks being well-incentivized), but I bet if you draw a graph of time spent in multiplayer-turn-based-couch-coops versus number of school shootings the line goes up and to the right.

I bet if you draw a graph of number of parks vs. number of school shootings over time, that one goes up and to the right too.

Not per-capita. And anyway, the point is that people need to be close to them. It wouldn’t matter if you split the Mojave Desert into 50,000 smaller parks.

If you graph number of internet posts conflating correlation with causation and school shootings, that line also goes up and to the right.