C as desert island programming language but making all indexing 1-based: "the first element of any integer-indexed object is found at index 1, not index 0, and the last element is found at index n rather than n-1, when the string has a length of n." Also begin end blocks - maybe there was a pascal ninja hidden in the syntax committee room?
Sound interesting though if it can make hadoop easier to use id take that as win I dont think its going to replace fortran as a HPC language.